Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore

By Christopher Moore

Book Details:

ISBN: 1416558497
EAN: 9781416558491
ASIN: 1416558497
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication Date: 2008-03-18
Number of Pages: 304
Website: Amazon, LibraryThing, Google Books, Goodreads

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Jody by no means requested to develop into a vampire. but if she wakes up below an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching again, superhuman power, and a rather Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the choice has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings goes to take a few doing, despite the fact that, and that's the place C. Thomas Flood matches in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his buddies) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. yet all that adjustments whilst a stunning undead redhead walks throughout the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's lifestyles -- and afterlife -- in methods he by no means idea possible.

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Christopher Moore (born 1957 in Toledo, Ohio) is an American author of absurdist fiction. He grew up in Mansfield, OH, and attended Ohio kingdom college and Brooks Institute of images in Santa Barbara, CA.

Moore's novels often contain conflicted everyman characters all at once suffering via supernatural or notable situations. Inheriting a humanism from his love of John Steinbeck and a feeling of the absurd from Kurt Vonnegut, Moore is a best-selling writer with significant cult status.

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That would certainly give new meaning to the word, Pu Pu platter. Someone Switched This Patient’s Usual Cup of Coffee with … We’ve seen plenty of bottles stuck up patients’ rears, but not nearly as many cups, even though they both hold liquids. This is not surprising given the shape of each. Images like the one in the accompanying X-ray naturally make people wonder if a cup can even get all the way up there. Doesn’t the object seem much bigger than the pathway? Basic biomechanics provide the answers here.

Some people really do love their guns. It makes you wonder where certain people would stand on this practice. Many conservatives love limiting this sort of behavior, but then again, many conservatives also loathe any sort of gun control. Went Down Smooth Although thinking of swallowing somebody’s sword sounds dirty, it’s been done for over 4,000 years. The basic concept is to insert a long sword down the throat without causing any damage to oneself. The actual practice is anything but basic, since it comes with the high risk of injury one might expect from taking a sharp, long blade designed for causing harm and purposely inserting it near vital organs.

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