By Linda Zimmermann
2011 Silver Medal Winner for Humor, from the self sustaining Publisher's Awards. undesirable technological know-how: a quick heritage of surprising Misconceptions, absolutely unsuitable Conclusions, and quite silly Theories takes a funny examine bloodletting, alchemy, quack units, the worship of meteorites, faked info, mystery checking out on humans, and all types of actually ridiculous rules. From the traditional Greeks to the current, the background of technological know-how has been fraught with persecution, fraud, and lack of know-how on an important scale--but that doesn't suggest we can't snicker approximately it!
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