By Jory John, Avery Monsen
From the authors of the breakout top vendor All my acquaintances are dead (more than 100,000 copies offered) comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the funny existential ruminations of individuals, animals, mythical monsters, and inanimate gadgets.
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Disgusted with God's plan for Judgment Day, devil has give up his task and left Hell in desire of a quiet retirement in Washington, D. C. yet lifestyles on the earth is hard for an ex-angel with a quick fuse and no impulse keep watch over. whilst a parking attendant mysteriously bursts into flames and a fats woman leads to low-Earth orbit, devil unearths that he by surprise has loads of buddies on the FBI.
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